...so i touched it.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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