I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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