I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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