your room smells of hookers.
And success
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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