what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
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There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
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Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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