he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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