My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
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But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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