yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
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Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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