they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
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I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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