No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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