No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
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Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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