I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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