I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
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you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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