Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
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