I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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