the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
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He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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