im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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