Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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