dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
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So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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