More tranny stories later!
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Randomize
