butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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