I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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