Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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