This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
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I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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