she looked like the bat from fern gully.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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