Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
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I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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