Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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