You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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