Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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