I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
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I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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