It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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