it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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