Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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