her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
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I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
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Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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