he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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