She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
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just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
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I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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