quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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