Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
