so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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