In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
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watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
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And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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