Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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