With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
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U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
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What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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