he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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