dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
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Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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