when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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