if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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