I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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