she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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