may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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