Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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