Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
