it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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