i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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