I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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